Kawaiikid967:
I have a question, Edward, how do you deal with being short, no offence but I need some advice. I'm short too

Ed: I'm not short!

Al: Brother, you kinda are.

Ed: *death glare*

Al: O_o *slowly backs away*

Ed: Anyways, if anyone happens to call me short, I just beat the crap out of them. 'Cause a shorty can't do that much damage.

Al: Brother, not everyone is as crazy as you.

Ed: Fine. If you don't want to be called short, just deny it, though the short jokes really won't stop. Then you can beat the crap out of them.

Al: -_- Brother, don't tell people to beat each other up.

Ed: Okay, I will admit that being short has come in handy sometimes...you can fit in small places and you have an advantage when you fight.

Al: ......O_O Did...did you just call yourself short, Brother?

Ed: ....CRAP! I INDIRECTLY CALLED MYSELF SHORT!

Al: :3 Does this mean that I can call you short now?

Ed: NO.

Al: :( *goes to emo corner again*