JordyisyourNeighbour:
ED!!!!!! I HAVE A SUPER DUPER SECRET *scream-whispering*

You know how Alphonse ships you with Winry? I know you don't like her yes? Well..... I thought of a funny thing to pull on him---

You have to pretend to propose to Winry and act all lovey-dovey and stuff, but as soon as she says, "but of course I would love to marry you, but.... " go "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND". It'll make Alphonse so mad and probably stop shipping you with her. I already told her about this, too.

Ed: Okay, cool idea to get him off my back, BUT I COULD NEVER EVER EVER DO THAT TO HER OR AL!!!!! IM NOT THAT MUCH OF A JERK!

HEY AL!!!! HAVE A GALLON OF KITTENS!!!! *gives a barrel overloading with kittens to Alphonse*

Al: *hugs* You are awesome!