SmuggleMuffin:
Me:*bursts into room with Tsubasa the cat on shoulders and hides behind Alphonse*
Hide me! Don't tell Envy I'm in here!
Envy:*smashes down door* WHERE IS THAT SHORT BROWN-HAIRED GIRL WITH GLASSES!?
Me:*whispers* I may or may not have handed him a pineapple and coconut and told him he was a fangirl's tropical paradise.
Tsubasa: Meow.
Me: SUSH KITTY!

Ed: Eh, he has to face the truth at some point.

Envy: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU PIPSQUEAK?!

Ed: HEY, WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULD BE TIED UP IN LINT?!

Envy: THE ONE PERSON WHO IS AS SMALL AS YOU! OH WAIT, YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SMALL ENOUGH!

Ed: WHAAAAAAAAT?!?! *attacks*

Ed and Envy: *fighting*

Al: -_-^