PinkPixelia:
Soo... Ed, why do you hate milk so much?

Ed: ......miiiiiiiiiilkkkk.....

Al: Brother, we've all told you that you have to drink your milk...and yet you don't.

Ed: BECAUSE IT'S GROSS WHITE POISON THAT COMES FROM A COW.

Al: O.o

Ed: Need any more reasons? I've got a list.

Al: ...Ok, show me the list.

Ed: *takes out a sheet of paper that is as tall as himself* Here it is!

Al: You know, Brother, you could say that list is a little...short... :3

Ed: WHO'RE YOU CALLING A TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE NEXT TO A MOLECULE OF HYDROGEN?!?!

Al: Well, that one's new. ^-^ Anyways, show us the list.

~~Ed's List of Reasons to Why he Hates the M-word~~

1. It tastes like peed on snow.

2. It comes out if a cow.

3. It's white (Al: Really Brother? -_-)

4. It gives you a mustache

5. People probably poison it.

6. People did poison it (Al: Brother, I'm pretty sure that's a lie.)

7. It ruins cookies.

8. One time it had chunks in it. (Al: -_-)

9. Some people sell it in bags (LIKE HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!) (Al: Brother, don't be mean...some countries just have different practices than ours...)

10. If you spill it, it's hard to explain the mess. (Al: O.o)

11. It gives you a stomach ache .

12. It looks weird.

13. COWS ARE NOT TRUSTWORTHY.

14. COWS ARE PROBABLY ALIENS AND THATS WHY THEY CAN MAKE THE M-WORD.

15. IT COULD BE CALLED COW PISS.

16. It tastes bitter.

17. It's probably full of bacteria.

18. When it spills no one wants to clean it up (AND FOR GOOD REASON)

19. It smells.

20. It produces bubbles (of which I do not trust)

21. ITS FUDGING MILK OKAY WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW IN ORDER TO NOT DRINK IT?!?!

~~THE END~~

Al: ....That had to be one of the most stupid things I've ever read.

Ed: IT'S NOT STUPID IT SHOULD BE PUBLISHED AND THEN BECOME FAMOUS BECAUSE IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE.

Al: ...Dream on Brother...

Ed: *gets a creepy face for thinking about the destruction of Milk*

Al: ...that face is not okay Brother...you look kinda like Pride right now...

Ed: *face gets creepier*

Al: ...Okay then...