MirajaneHime:
yo Ed! how do you deal with all the fangirl over you?
and Al! wanna be my shipping bestfriend ?( i ship Edwin and Nalu)

Ed: Uh, well I can be sorta dense sometimes...but an easy way is to just try to ignore them and act dense too! Therefore, you don't lose your fangirls but then you don't have to interact with all of then either. NOT THAT I DONT LIKE ANY OF YOU!!!

Al: That mean, Brother. And yes, I'll be a shipping buddy!