PinkPixelia:
This mysterious friend of mine ships Edx... Envy. Or Edvy! How do you react!

Ed: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Al: *tries to hide laughter* *fails miserably*

Ed: I THOUGHT I ALREADY MADE IT CLEAR THAT I'M NOT GAY!

Al: *snorts while trying not to laugh*

Ed: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?! I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF PEOPLE SHIPPED YOU WITH ENVY TOO!

Al: Y-y-yeah, b-but your reaction though! *laughs*

Ed: -_- You're the funniest guy in the world. *sarcasm*