@ThePsychoBean asks: What does it feel like to be a swap version of your original selves?

Dream tilted his head with a small frown. "I am well aware that there are multiple versions of us. Each alternate universe is unique in its own way. There is no true 'original' because the universes are constantly changing, choices are being made that will always have different outcomes. In short, I am my original self because my AU is unique to all others."

Ink looked up from his table before vaguely gesturing to Dream. "What he said."

Nightmare got comfy on top of poor Cross who was wheezing for breath. "I'm with Dream on this. Whoever the originals are, they're not going to be like me."

@SomeBritishBastard asked 

For Dream: Douth thou love Nightmare? Romantically.
For Nightmare: What are the things you dislike about Cross and Error. Be honest, are they overly violent for your liking? Stupid and ignorant?

Dream was quiet for a moment, taking in that people actually wonder if he's interested in someone he's trying to kill. After a minute he speaks, "No."

Nightmare burst out laughing. "Oh damn, where do I start? Cross is an annoying bitch that has an unhealthy obsession with collection random stuff and filling our house with it. He's an idiot too. I've had to save him so many times. And, Error? Error's not too bad, he's quiet and nice. He needs to stop practicing guitar at 3 am though."

@TheAnonymousKitten yelled "CRRROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" I don't know if that's an ask but I'm using it anyway because I need content. 

Cross took a deep breath of air. "WHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?"