Stupid Maui
Angel: Heyo!! I'm back again to have a chat with Moana and her crew!! Look! She even brought Tua and Hei-Hei!
Moana: Hi! It's so nice to meet one of the founders of DisnerdsCentral! By the way guys, this is Angel's way of self promo.
Angel: Psh! What? No! It isn't!
Maui: Hey! Who's insulting me up there?
Angel: I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.
Hei-Hei: Bawk BAWKK!
Angel: You do realize you're just a stupid chicken with no meaning to life?
Moana: That's mean! It might be true, but still!
Angel: I'm sorry. It's my fault. I sacrifice my sleep for Disney, and I'm sorry I'm taking it out on Hei-Hei. You wanna gang up on Maui instead?
Moana: Do I have an evil grin on my face? Oh yeah I do!!
Maui: No one answered my question!! By the way, nice to me you. I'm Maui- demigod of the wind and sea, hero to everyone.
Angel: Nice to meet you too. I'm Angel- demigod child of Hermes, Slytherin beater, the kicker of butt which includes yours.
Maui: Feisty!
Angel: I'm just gonna ignore you...So Moana, how was it saving the world?
Moana: It was a teensy bit stressful, like most things are.
Angel: Just a teensy bit- well, my life is over now.
*girls laugh together*
Maui: You know, I think I'll just take my HAWK form and fly for a bit.
Angel: Can't. I kinda nicked your fishhook.
Maui: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!
Angel: My cow will not be dishonored!
Maui: Hey Moana! You two are like two peas in a pod!
Angel: Except I'm not a wayfinder. What you guys did in the movie was really cool!
Maui: Movie? What is this movie you speak of? This term is unfamiliar to me.
Angel: Oh man, my boss is gonna kill me for this. Um...Nothing! It was nothing. It's a word I made up.
Maui: You're cuckoo.
Moana: Play nice, you two. I didn't come all the way over here to listen to you fight.
Angel: As long as he doesn't throw me overboard or pee into whatever kind of liquid I'll be in contact with, I'm good.
Maui: How'd you know about that?!
Angel: Dang it! Stupid tiredness. My boss is so gonna fire me. The ocean is my friend?
Maui: Nice try, princess. What kind of goddess are you? You're so tiny and innocent looking.
Angel: Okay, first of all, I don't have an animal sidekick, nor am I wearing a dress, which contradicts what you defined what a princess was. Second of all, just because I'm barely five feet tall and I still have baby fat in my cheeks doesn't mean that I'm not powerful. In fact, I'm not even a goddess!
Moana: Deep breaths, Angel. Think of the ocean. Calm waves lapping at your ankles. Hee hoo. Hee hoo.
Angel: That demigod of yours should watch his mouth. I still have his fishhook.
Maui: Such big threats for a small child!
Angel: I'm thirteen years old, thank you very much. In Korean years, I'm fourteen! In no way am I a child!
Maui: Honey, when you get to be as old as I am, seventy year old people will be classified as children to you.
Moana: Okay, that's it! We're leaving! You're being disrespectful to our host when she kindly invited us here!
Maui: She just blew a raspberry at me!
Angel: No I didn't. Stop trying to make me look bad. Anyways, feel free to stop by anytime, Moana! Just without him.
Moana: Can do! And remember guys, keep sending in questions to keep the people at DisnerdsCentral busy!! Bye!
Angel: Shameless self promo again. But seriously though-send in questions! Please!!!!
DISCLAIMER:
IN NO WAY DO I ACTUALLY HATE MAUI THAT MUCH IN REAL LIFE; THIS CHAT JUST TURNED OUT LIKE THAT! I'M SUPER TIRED, SO I'LL SEE YOU DISNERDS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!
-Elsa
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