Angel: *hums 'Immortals'* hm? What?

Maui: I know, I know. Keep the fangirling down, would you? I know I'm amazing. You don't need to remind me.

Angel: *scoffs* You wish. I'll send you back if you keep on being narcissistic.

Maui: Ooh! The little lady has threats!

Angel: And they aren't empty ones.

*long pause*

Maui: Angel! My favorite person! How you doing?

Angel: My second favorite demigod! How you doin?

Maui: Hate to be the party pooper, but why am I here?

Angel: @thegirl130 had a question for you.

Maui: Of course she does! What is it?

Angel: How did you survive on that island for so long?

Maui: You're seriously asking me that? You're kidding, right?

Angel: 'Fraid not.

Maui: In case some people haven't caught on, I'm Maui. Demigod of the wind and sea, hero to all. I know that's not all, but I have a world to keep saving so let's keep it short.

Angel: So answer the question.

Maui: I'm immortal. That's how I survived. Demigods like me don't need food or water to live, despite what you might think. I've survived for a long, long time, kids. And no, flowers had nothing to do with anything.

Angel: You're being rude. Say sorry.

Maui: Sorry.

Angel: Like you mean it!

Maui: I'm so sorry, people of the beautiful Earth! Forgive me so Angel won't bully my pants off!

Angel: Good. Now tell Moana I said hi when you see her, and I'll be off!

Maui: Moana sends her love. And I love you, dear readers. Please, please, please keep singing 'You're Welcome'. It's something I look forward to.

Angel: Bye!

Maui: Bye, my little demon friend.

Angel: I need my sleep. I haven't slept so much for the past week.

Maui: I can tell. Sleep well, old friend.

Angel: Have an amazing day/night everyone! And to those experiencing the solar eclipse, you have a once in a lifetime experience right there!