Angel: Hey guys! Today, I asked some special guests to the studio because as you know, Disney movies are starting to get live-action adaptations what with Beauty and the Beast coming soon to theaters with EMMA WATSON as a lead actress(shout-out to fellow Potterheads)!!!!! But that's not who I'm going to be talking about today. Come on, guys!

Mushu: Finally it's my turn to shine! What took you so long, girl?

Angel: Hey, hey! Don't get mad at me! Plus, you're one of the stars in our book, The Perks of Being a Disney Villain! What more could you want?

Mulan: Hi Angel. Thanks for having us. I'm so sorry about Mushu; I tried to make him stay behind, but he insisted on coming! Something about him being the one who deserved credit for my saving China.

Angel: Haha, it's fine. I enjoy fighting with him anyways. So, are you excited?

Mulan: For what?

Angel: You don't know? Mushu, how could you not have told her?

Mushu: What? Now it's my fault?

Angel: Yeah, it is! But since someone didn't do their job right, I'll show you, Mulan.

Angel: I was browsing through Snapchat-let it not be mentioned I was up at 12:14 in the morning-and I came upon this! You guys are gonna be real! Congrats!

Mulan: Wow. To think, we're not even done celebrating over Belle's success and here this comes! Mushu, how could you not tell me?

Mushu: Again, NOT MY FAULT. You were so psyched for Angel's interview that I didn't get a chance to tell you!

Angel: You were that excited for me? Aww, I feel honored! You were so excited that you forgot Cri-Kee and General Shang, too.

Mulan: Oops? Stop laughing! I barely got up early enough to get dressed! How was I supposed to remember Li and Cri-Kee too?

Mushu: Girl, you don't even have your dress on right.

Mulan: This is so embarrassing.

Angel: Almost as embarrassing as when you met the matchmaker?

Mulan: Stop giggling like children, you two! My parents almost died of shame because that stupid lady didn't like me!

Angel: S-Sorry, but it's too funny!

Li: Angel, how many times have I caught you laughing at my wife?

Angel: Uh, too many? But you gotta remember I'm still a child! Thirteen years, you know.

Mushu: And I wonder how you've managed to gain the respect of the older Disney characters.

Angel: I happen to be sweet, thank you very much. Plus, I like hanging out with Lilo and Stitch and Baymax more than the princesses. They're all too focused on the love of their lives and princessy duties.

Mushu: Sweet? More like a Sour Patch Kid.

Angel: So mean!

Mushu: Did you just blow a raspberry at me? Come here, you little devil! I'm one of the oldest guardians out there! You can't just taunt me! You're not fit for your name!

Angel: Wahh! Mulan, make him stop! He's tickling me!

Mulan: Come on, Mushu. We're leaving since you can't control yourself. Thanks for the information, Angel! We'll see you around!

Li: Child, provoke him again someday. That's funny.

Angel: I only work for sweets and desserts, but that's an offer I can't refuse! Bye! Oh, and if you ever hurt Mulan, just wanna let you know that I know taekwondo. My eyes are on you, buff guy.

Li: Mulan! Your child friend is scary!

Mulan: I know! That's why I keep her around! Bye, Angel!

Angel: Toodleloo!

Lilo: You really are scary, y'know that?

Angel: I won't ever be as scary as you. You actually bit someone!

Lilo: And I'll do it again! Muahahahahahahaha!

Nani: Don't do that, Lilo!

Lilo: Muahahahahahahaha!

Nani: Lilooooo!

Lilo: Oops, bye! C'mon, Stitch! We gotta go before Nani shows up!

Stitch: Stitch go bye-bye!