bardOFfuck asks:

Dave, if u and karks were ever human married, would your names be Dave and Karkat Strider or Dave and Karkat Vantas?

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Strider. No doubt about it.

WHY STRIDER?

It's just a human tradition. You wouldn't want to tarnish my culture, would you?

I... GUESS NOT...?

Good. Then Dave and Karkat Strider it is.

OKAY. WHATEVER.

Maybe they'll call you Karkat Strider Dave's Dick Rider.

YOU ARE SUCH A PIECE OF FILTH. YOUR EXISTENCE IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING.

You're the one who created me, Daddy.

YOUR LUSUS DIDNT LOVE YOU ENOUGH AS A WRIGGLER, DID IT?

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So yeah. Definitely Strider.