psych0-ruins asks:

Dave, how's you and Dirk's brotherly relationship going?

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Oh shit man. We're tighter than a virgin's--

CAN YOU NOT GO TWO SECONDS WITHOUT MAKING INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS?

Wow. I was going to say tighter than a virgin's pickle jar. That shit's impossible to open. What were you going to say?

. . .

Yeah. Get your mind out of the gutter.

FUCK YOU.

Double wow. You didn't listen to a word I just said.

ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE.

Things are going bro-mazing. Our bromance is thriving and has transcended to the top of the bro-ladder. I've been so caught up in the bro-ment that--

THEY'RE DOING GREAT. OKAY? OKAY. MOVING ON.

Pfft... What a fuckin' goody two shoes virgin...

YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY DAVE.

Oh. Yeah.

UGH. NEXT QUESTION.
PLEASE.
I BEG OF YOU.