Kurt: finally! I have been waiting for this moment to come!
Me: what?
Kurt: *shows phone to Lexi (me)*
Me: oh, another dare from Aim_SS . Let's see... "NYEHEHEHE!! I AWESOME AIM!! DARE PAPYRUS TO EAT HIS OWN SPAGHETTI!!" So? What about it?
Kurt: Papyrus can finally taste his own non-edible spaghetti!
Me: Kurt that's mean. How did you even know it's not edible?
Kurt: I ate his spaghetti last night. It tasted *whispers* horrible than that smoothie we drank (really happened)
Me: welp. A dares a dare

~Later...

Me: Paps, can you make spaghetti?
Papyrus: OF COURSE HUMAN. THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHALL COOK FOR YOU
Me: uhh... I'm half human half monster...
Papyrus: WHATEVER
Minutes later...
Papyrus: HERE IS THE SPAGHETTI LEXI!
Kurt: I dare you to eat the spaghetti
Papyrus: REALLY?!
Me: really
Papyrus: BEST. DARE. EVER!! *starts eating spaghetti*
Later...
Kurt: soooooooooo, Paps, what does it taste like?
Me: oh brother...
Papyrus:....
Kurt: *nudges Lexi* see I told you-
Papyrus: IT IS THE BEST SPAGHETTI I HAD EVER TASTED!!!
Me: great! On to the next dare
Kurt: seriously?!