SansTheSkeleTonFan: I dare Sans to say who his crush is!

Sans: wh-what? crush? pfft! i...i don't have a crush! what are you talking about? you...you're crazy. *downs ketchup, sweating*

Undyne: Sans, it's a dare, you have to say!

Sans: i told you, i don't have a crush!

Alphys: Th-then why are you blushing?

Sans: i...uh, w-well...

Flowey: The Smiley Trashbag has a crush! Oh, this is hilarious! Oh, boy I... I think I'm gonna cry! AHAHAHAHAHA-

Sans: *Grabs Flowey by the stem and lifts him up to his face, left eye socket glowing* Y O U   W A N N A   H A V E   A   B A D   T I M E?

Frisk: Whoa, hey, Sans, just...calm down... and tell us who your crush is.

Sans: ...no.

Toriel: But, Sans, isn't the whole point of a dare that you must do it?

Sans: ...

Mettaton: Just tell us already! The audience are waiting! Just imagine the ratings we'll get if you reveal who it is!

Sans: ...fine. it's... *mutters inaudibly*

Papyrus: WHAT WAS THAT?

Sans: it's frisk, okay!

Frisk: ...

Sans: ...

Frisk: ...

Sans: ...

Everyone: ...

Sans: ... I'MHEADINGTOGRILLBY'SBYE! *Teleports*

Sans is currently unavailable for asks and dares