Murderqueen Says: Hey Chara, would you like some chocolate? If not I have a nice left handed combat knife for you that is also a pocket knife. (Whispers to author-chan) The knife is cursed to never be able to hit Sans.

Author-chan: (Whispers to commenter-chan) Nice thinking.

Chara: *smirks* I'll take the combat knife AND the chocolate, thank ya very much. *snatches the combat knife and the chocolate* Now it's off to kill Sans.

Many moments later....

Chara: WHY THE F[CENSORED] DOESN'T THIS F[CENSORED]G THING F[CENSORED]G [THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW CENSORED THIS IS. LIKE DAMN, THIS KID IS A POTTY MOUTH]