hetalia_Cebu

{huh. Im surprised. 1) that was quick. 2) these things usually dont work with me for some reason. N-Not to say that i dont appreciate it or anything! Hehe...}

Manila
"And how would that happen, exactly? I mean, Cavite is such a smol bean, he would need a ladder to be able to be face-to-face with me."

Cavite
"TUMAHIMIK KA, LETCHE.
Oh, sigi! I can use all the help I can get to shut him up."

Nueva Ecija
"Huh? But I thought you liked Ceb-"

Cavite
*frantically covers Nueva Ecija's mouth as his face turns 50 shades of red*

Laguna
"Masbate x Bohol is cute, but Cavite x Manila is DEFINITELY otp!" *whispers* "Oh, and Cavite tops." *winks and giggles*

Bulacan
"Pfft, bish please. I am always a ho for fireworks." *sets one off in the house*

Batangas
"How tf do you still have 10 perfectly fine fingers?!"