Ships: This chapter is dedicated to all you sinners out there!

Mrs.Kaskmiri: Play Twister with the maid outfits on!

Nightmare: Do you LIKE to see us SUFFER?!?!

Ships: Yes. Yes we do.

Nightmare: ;-;

Ships: Oh, and one more thing for Nightmare! *Le poof!*

Nightmare: *In his normal form* Da fuq?

Cross: *Heavy nosebleed*

Ships: *Holds up Twister* K NOW I'LL PUT YOU INTO GROUPS!

-Nightmare & Cross
-Ink & Error
-Geno & Reaper
-Virus & Anti-Virus
-Horror & Killer
-Fell & Blue

Anyone else can pick their partner.

Swapfell: Don't we need someone to spin the (insert whatever it's called here)?

Ships: I have that planned. I'll spin for everyone!

Lust: Ohh~ we have a sinner~

Fresh: Have you been drinking those nasty toxins?

Ships: Naw I'm fine. I just need my daily dose of fan fictions.

Geno: Can I please have a different partner?!

Ships: It's ether Reaper, Dust or Lust, since Dream & Classic are partners. So do you pick someone you've known for who knows how long, loves you, or someone who is a killer, or perhaps you want to do this with a pervert. I also think Lust's a pedophile.

Lust: Frisk was 11-

Ships: Exactly.

Geno: *Distressed skeleton noises*

Reaper: *Picks up Lust by the collar* Lust I swear to Asgore if you try ANYTHING with my Geno I will shove your own d!ck up your own hole so you'll be coughing up your own juice for weeks.

Lust: ...well okay then... DUST PLEASE HELP ME!

Dust: ...*Slowly backs away*... F#ck this sh!t I'm out mhmhmmm... f#ck this sh!t I'm out mhmhmm... Don't mind me... Just taken' me things an' leave.... F#ck this sh!t I'm out----

Ships: I will find you. And when I do, I will tie you to a chair and throw you in Underlust :)

Dust: *Still backing away*

Ships: Last warning...

Dust: *Opens portal to escape*

Ships:

Dust: *Quickly closes portal* WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?!?!

Ships: *Returns to normal* Aww...you don't like my scary face?? Anyways, I'm part human, part shipper, and something else...

Dust: '-' *Shuffles back to the others*

Ships: Good, now you are partners with Lust.

Dust: '-'

Lust: *Scared*

Reaper: *Hugs Geno*

Geno: *Scared* What happens if we disobey you...?

Ships: You...well... You don't want to know....

Reaper: Stay away from Geno. *Brings Geno closer*

Ships: I won't hurt him! Now, let the games begin! May the odds ever be in your favor!

*I shall now discribe the game*

Ships spun the spinny-thing (WHAT IS IT CALLED??) and called out the colors and what limb had to go there.

-Afterdeath-

After a while, Geno was in awkward position where his legs were spread out. (I told you this chapter would be for all of you sinners [Lenny Face]) Reaper noticed this and turned dark blue with blush. Geno noticed Reaper staring at him and blushed brightly. Ships saw this and, because she shipped it, hence her name, used what little magic she had to move the spinner to the correct thing that made Reaper move so his and Geno's face were inches apart. Ships took out her phone as she called out the (Thing-a-ma-bob) that left Geno leaning away from Reaper. Ships sighed and got up. She walked behind Reaper and pushed his face forward so his teeth meet Geno's. They both fell over so Reaper was on top of Geno, they were still kissing. Ships recorded it as it happened. Geno let Reaper wrap his arms around his waist and deepen the kiss. Once they seperated, Reaper picked Geno up and kissed his again, this time they were full-on making out. Ships decided to stop recording and leave them alone.

-Cherryberry-

Ships walked to where Fell and Blue were. She started the game and watched as Blue was streached out in every direction and as Fell was balancing on his left foot. Ships spun the spinner and called out "Right foot, blue!" Fell took that literally and gently placed his right foot on Blue's back. "Left hand, red!" Ships called. Blue stretched and grabbed the rim of Fell's shirt with his left hand. Ships laughed at how literal they were taking it and continued to call out until they were on top of each other. Fell was beneath Blue. "Blue, kiss Red!" Ships snickered as she started recording. They both blushed brightly.

"T-that's not-" Fell was cut off as Blue gently kissed him on the 'lips'. Fell flipped their positions so that he was on top of Blue. He deepened the kiss and Blue opened his mouth slightly, letting Fell in. Ships decided to leave as soon and stop recording as she saw that Fell and Blue were about to get 'frisky'.

-Paperjam-

Ships let Error and Ink have a normal round, since their luck made them get into an odd positon anyways. Not even ten minutes into the game and they were in a position so Error looked like he was humping Ink. Ships started recording. After a few more turns, Ink was somehow stratling Error. Ships started to question if one of them was using their magic on the spinner as Ink and Error were inches away from each other. She watched as Error roughly kissed Ink and started grinding him. At that, Ships stopped recording and left.

-Crightmoss- (I went WAY overboard)

After everyone else's turns, Ships was already recording, knowing that the ship would sail. She spun the spinner (Imma just call it that) and watched as the game began. Nightmare was trying to move as far away from Cross as possible. The game continued and Cross finally fell over, ending the game. Just as Nightmare got up, Ships stopped him. "ROUND TWO!" She called.

"What?! WHY?!" Nightmare demanded.

"It was never said how many rounds there would be," Ships pointed out. Nightmare sighed and another game started. This time, Cross deliberately moved closer to Nightmare. Cross stumbled and grabbed Nightmare for balance, but ended up bringing them both down. Ships, who was still recording, watched as Nightmare landed on Cross. They slowly moved apart. Nightmare slapped Cross a-cross the face.

"Don't ever do that again," He growled, hitting Cross' skull with a clenched fist. The room filled with a loud crack as Nightmare's fist his Cross at full force, cracking his skull.

"Oww..." Cross whined, clutching his skull. Ships backed away and watched, curious as to what would happen. Nightmare inched forward.

"Let me see it," Nightmare sighed. Cross whined and slowly move his hands (which were now bloodstained) away from the wound. Magic & blood poured through a large crack in Cross' skull. Nightmare's eye widened. He cursed himself under his breath and cupped Cross' head in his hands as if he were a child. Cross' eyes closed and he went limp. Nightmare panicked and held Cross close to his chest. They both started glowing a faint green as Nightmare tried healing Cross. "Don't die don't die don't die...." Nightmare kept muttering under his breath.

Ships held her breath and stopped recording. She slipped out of the room, leaving them together.

Nightmare hugged Cross tighter as his HP slowly regenerated. Cross slowly opened his eyes, which had lost their lights, and looked at Nightmare. "It hurts...." He softly whined. Nightmare's gaze softened.

"You'll be fine..." He reassured him. Cross nodded sleepily and nuzzled himself closer to Nightmare. He let Cross curl up and fall asleep. The wound was no longer bleeding, and the crack would heal and close eventually. Nightmare sighed and turned to his aggressive form. He wrapped his tentacles around Cross and picked him up. Nightmare pet the uninjured part of Cross' skull and teleported away.

Ships was poker-faced. So far, every ship has sailed. She sighed and counted this as sailing as well.

-Virus & Anti-Virus-

Ships shuffled to them and started the game. Anti was using his mechanical arms as limbs, and Virus was on all fours. "Left hand, green," Ships said. Virus grabbed Anti's green jacket. Ships sensed that this would end up like Red and Blue. "Right leg, red," Ships forced herself not to laugh as Virus placed one of the mechanical arms on Virus' back. This continued and, like with Blue and Red, resulted in them being on top of each other. Ships gained a strong sense of daja'vu as they started kissing each other gently, then growing rougher. Ships shuffled out and left them be.

-Horror & Killer-

Ships, at this point, didn't know what to expect with these two. But while waiting, they must've fallen asleep. They had fallen asleep while cuddling. Killer's head rested on Horror's shoulder and they were holding hands. Ships, after all that had happened, left them be.

*Holy Ships why did I write that much*

Ships: Well.................................

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1400+ Words. I overdid it.