Ask/Dare 60 - Crossmare

Ships: *holding SCP-682 on a leash*

Nightmare: Wtf

Ships: It's needed.

SCP-682: *melts out of the leash*

Ships: F#ck.

SCP-963-131: Uncool to keep us tied like dogs, bro.

SCP-682: *hisses* What weird-ass drug is this shit?

Ships: *backs away and lets go of the leash* Catnip. *sarcasm* Now please don't run off.

SCP-682: *growls* I'll drag you to Death myself you-

RandomCrapStories: I kinda wanna see 297 - I'm assuming that's Lust's SCP :v - to meet up with the original Lust and see how that goes down.

SCP-682: *looks around* What the fuck was that-

darkwater_cat: I dare everyone to meet t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ *their* SCP-Tale selves w̶i̶t̶h̶ t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶e̶s̶!̶ (̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ w̶i̶l̶l̶ b̶e̶ f̶u̶n̶ t̶o̶ w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶.̶.̶.̶ :̶3̶)̶

Ships: Anti le grammar Nazi. Looks like he leaked into the comments. Can we get an SCP-1,003 to be the commenters? That'd be cute. Or a D-Class, that's be funny to see.

*le poof*

*at least ten skeles fall onto the Anti-Void's 'floor' from portals*

*the originals appear as well*

SCP-682: *rams both SCP-3k & SCP-990 down in a hug*

Cross: What the heck is going on?

Nightmare: I don't know.

Dream: I'm confused.

Lust: Other me is in a straight jacket?

SCP-297: But I'm not straight~-

Lust & SCP-297: -I'M WAAAAVYYYYY~!

SCP-963-131: All dem sins are NOT gud 4 yo' soul!

Fresh: YA' NOW MAH NEW BRO

Ships: Sins are very healthy for our souls, friends.

SCP-962-131: >_>

SCP-048: *gazes around*

Geno: Yeesh, you look worse than me.

SCP-048: Oh. Hi other....me?

Geno: Hi.

SCP-657: Two Genos now? What's the foundation trying to do now, trying to clone immortals?

Reaper: Another me, huh?

SCP-657: Sup.

Reaper: At least you're not that weird swap me. God of Life? HA!

SCP-657: Pfft- I can't imagine your reaction to that.

Reaper: Neither of us were impressed with each other.

SCP-657: Seems nice. Anyways, I'm bored. *lifts SCP-048 bridal-style*

SCP-048: REAPER P-PUT ME DOWN-

SCP-657: I'm goin', bye. I'm sure staff are confused as hell, wondering where half the SCPs went. Caused enough hell when 682 and Parasite over there vanished. *teleports away*

SCP-073 & Halluciv: *having a staring contest*

SCP-076: So there's another me....

Xcellence: At least you seem more sane than everyone else.

SCP-076: *shrugs* Guess so. Pretty sure only a few of us still have our sanity. Some just lost it.

Xcellence: ...well ok then.

Blue & SCP-999: :D

Ships: There's more, like Error, but eeeeehhhhh someone might be murdered- *Shoves every SCP back into the Anti-Void via MAAAGIIICC*

Blue: Awww...

LavizLazuri17: I dare Nightmare to slap Cross' butt =)

Nightmare: ... *slaps it*

Cross: *squeaks* o//////o

Enderwolf_22: *turns Nightmare to passive form* Cross I now let you be dominate in your relationship for the next 5 chapters! Your welcome. *gives thumbs up* (Now we will see who truly wears the pants in this relationship)

Nightmare: ....;-; *dies a little inside*

Cross: *squeals and hugs him tight*

Lust: Remember when they both got drunk~?

Ships: Yes~

TetsuyaKitsune123: I dare Crossy and Nighty to kiss... And get married ( if not already married ) already~ find you both so cute together 😣😣

Dream: They're already married! :3

Cross: *lifts Nightmare up bridal-style and kisses him*

Nightmare: *squeaks* o//////o

neon_nights356: wait if error and ink meets jammyhood ink and error

LJH!Ink: Hello!

Ink: Hai :3

LJH!Error: Hi.

Error: Hi other glitch.

*awkward silence*

Error: *steals shotgun and runs off*

LJH!Error: HEY-

-Nightmare_Sans-: *gives author some hot chocolate and puts them to couch, picking blanket and setting it on them* :3 *purrs slightly and elks to Virus, giving him cookies* Since you two are my favorites :333

Virus: *looks confused and slightly stunned* A-a gift....? *nibbles on cookie* Th-thanks!

Ships: Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou-

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