Ships: So....hmmm....let's see- *sees a comment* YES.

female_sans123: I dare everyone who's innocent reads a lemon fan fiction .-.

Ships: Lucy, Cross, and Dream are the only innocent ones here. Blue never had any.

Dream: Do you mean the food lemon? How do you read those?

Cross: Senpai told me not to read those...

Halluciv: Same....though I wonder what they're about.

Ships: IT'S FIIINNNEEEEE!(not) *throws some lemon fan fictions w/ pictures at them*

Halluciv: *looking at the pictures* Why is senpai on top of me?

Dream: Why is brother biting me li-

Ships: WAIT! Dream, leave.

Dream: ?

Ships: You lost your innocence with Marvul.

Dream: ._. *shuffles away*

Ships: I'm also pretty sure Halluciv lost his with Xcellence during 7 hours in Heaven, but I still think he's a virgin...

Cross: What's the white stuff...?

Halluciv: I feel weird....

Cross: My pelvis feels weird...

Ships: That's called being sexually aroused. You like it.

Halluciv: I don't like it...how to I get rid of it...?

Ships: Tell Xcellence about that. Cross, tell Nightmare 'bout it.

Cross: *reading the lemon* What's cu-

Nightmare: *appears out of nowhere* GET THE F#CK AWAY FROM CROSS!!! *slaps the fan fiction out of Cross' hand*

Ships: Where tf did u come from m8?

Nightmare: What did I say about teaching Cross things like this?

Ships: You would-

Nightmare: Exactly. Now tell me, since every innocent Sans is here, where is my brother?

Ships: Remember the 7 hours in Heaven you guys did?

Nightmare: *Looks murderous*

Ships: Well, he and Marvul-

Nightmare: HE DID WHAT TO MY BROTHER?!

Ships: Ehhhhhheheheee....? *sees the look on Nightmare's face* WAIT DON'T-

Nightmare: *teleports Ships to an AU where everyone is a dog*

Cross: What just happened?

Nightmare: Things, Cross. Things you should not know.

Cross: I still feel weeiiiirrrddd.....

Halluciv: *goes off to find Xcellence*

Nightmare: How so?

Cross: My pelvis feels weird.... It's uncomfortable... Ships said you could make it go away.... *makes the most innocent f#cking face in the entire f#cking Multiverse*

Nightmare: ...........................

Cross: Pwease make it go away senpai?

Nightmare: You do realize that I have to do everything you say. I do not want to do that, and you probably won't either.

Cross: Make it ggoo awwaayyyy......

Nightmare: ....Cross, you don't know-

Cross: I feel hot...

Nightmare: Oh God what happened to you.....

Cross: Make it go away senpai....!

Nightmare: '-' Cross, no.

Random Anon: NIGHTMARE!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM "SENPAI"!!!

Nightmare: *deep breath* >_< Kill me....

Cross: Make the heat go awwaayyy senpai!!!

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*incoherent screaming can be heard from across the Multiverse*

WELL THEN.