Ships: *sips 7-up* M'kay... *about to start next chapter* Okay, let's see what people want Error to do-

FriskTheDabber: To everyone who read a lemon: YELL "IM GAY" AND JUMP ONTO YOUR CRUSH!!

MiniDaRaspberry:
Nightmare: Enjoyed that lick by Cross?
Dream: I dare you to yell "I'M GAY" In front of everybody.

Ships: K then. Well let's get started-

female_sans123: *le poof Cross is a girl for ten chapters* have fun Nightmare~!

Ships: *spits out 7-up* WELL OKAY THEN-

Nightmare: WAIT WHAT THE F#CK-

Cross: ?! *le poof* ???!!!!?!?! *there is barly any difference* !!!!!!!!!!! *blushing brightly*

Ships: I'd show you a picture of that but I don't want to go on that side of the internet.

Cross: WHAT-

Ships: *puts an arm around Cross' shoulder* Okay Cross. Let's have a girl-to-girl talk here. You see, you might-

Nightmare: No. Ships, just...NO.

Ships: Hey! I'm just trying to help out!

Cross: I don't want to know ;-;

Ships: You're going to need to know what going to happen to your body now that you're a woman, just come on over to my place if you need anything. *le gone*

Cross: Oookkkaaayyy.....???

Nightmare: Cross, don't go to her house.

Cross: Okay senpai :3

Nightmare:  Okay, back to the asks.

MiniDaRaspberry:
Nightmare: Enjoyed that lick by Cross?

Nightmare: *Shoves Cross through a portal so s/he(?) doesn't hear* Yes, don't tell him...her...? Him. Cross. DON'T TELL CROSS.

FriskTheDabber: To everyone who read a lemon: YELL "IM GAY" AND JUMP ONTO YOUR CRUSH!!

Cross: *appears back next to Nightmare* What?

Halluciv & Xcellence: *appear* ???

Ships: *re-appears* I want to see this!

Dream: *appears* Huh? *reads dare* What does gay mean?

Cross: What if one of us is bisexual?

Ships: IS ANYONE HERE BI?!?!

Cross: *shakes head*

Dream: ???

Halluciv: No...

Cross: Or straight?

Ships: I think I'm the only straight person here. Any objections? No? Okay. Dream, you're up first.

MiniDaRaspberry:
Dream: I dare you to yell "I'M GAY" In front of everybody.

Error, Ink, Marvul, etc: *appear* ???

Dream: *yells at the top of his non-existent lungs* I'M GAY!!!!

Everyone but Marvul: *leaves*>_>'

Marvul: *slight blush* That's obvious.

Dream: What does gay mean?

Marvul: When you like males and not females.

Dream: Oh.

Ships: Random fact: "Raise your Glass" by Pink is the nonofficial(I think) gay anthem.
https://youtu.be/gc5qBUE5ExI
THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!

Cross: *sees the next dare* I'M GAY! *jumps on top of Nightmare*

Nightmare: WHAT- *falls over with Cross on top of him*

Ships: Isn't Cross technically straight now- *flashbacks of a weird school conversation* -never mind.

Cross: What?

Ships: Some random student once walked up to me during P.E. and called me gay.

Cross: But you're a girl?

Ships: Apparently he concluded that straight females are gay, since they're into guys. And that straight guys are lesbian. I don't even know anymore. .-.

Cross: ...but-

Ships: END OF CONVERSATION BEFORE I QUESTION MY SEXUALITY!!!

Nightmare: GET OFF OF ME!!!

Cross: No senpai :3 <3

Nightmare: -_-'

Halluciv: I'M GAY!!! *jumps into Xcellence*

Xcellence: WHAT- *Halluciv starts purring like a cat* ...are you doing...?

mirrortale-monsters:
Mirror Frisk: to: Halluciv, you have act as a cat to Xcellence.

Halluciv: *purring like crazy*

Ships: I'M NOT PASSING THIS UP!!!! HALLUCIV DO THE "BAKU BAKU NYA NYA"!!!!!!!!!!

Halluciv: What is that?

Ships: This:

https://youtu.be/F1AEsy7l330

Halluciv: I dun wanna do that ;-;

Ships: I'll literally put Xcellence in a giant present and give him to you.

Halluciv: *considering it*

Xcellence: Lucy won't do that to me...right...? *nervous laughter*

Ships: I'll put a bow on his head.

Xcellence: Please don't-

Halluciv: DEAL.

Xcellence: ;-; You're going to be the death of me...

Ships: *MAGIC*

Halluciv: *now has cat ears* ???

Xcellence: You have to do it too, then.

Ships: Wut.

Xcellence: He doesn't know how to do it, and you're the one with natural cat ears.

Ships: ....................................................

Halluciv: Nu! For senpai only!

Xcellence: Dammit I thought I was taking you down with me.

Ships: Nope. *takes out phone and starts recording*

Halluciv: NUUU!!!! SENPAI ONLY!!!!!

Ships: *Lenny face* Hehe~ Okay~ *leaves*

Halluciv: *looks at the recording again*

Xcellence: Get this over with.

Halluciv: *clears throat* *starts doing the baku baku nya nya*

Xcellence: .... *mind: Holy sh!t he's f#ckin adorable* .... *slight nosebleed* .... *thinking dirty thoughts about Halluciv*

Halluciv: *finished* Did I do good senpai~?

Xcellence: YupyoudidgoodLucy. *burning with blush*

Halluciv: Senpai you're bleeding! *jumps onto Xcelence again*

Xcellence: What are you-

Halluciv: *licks the blood off his face*

Xcellence: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Halluciv: *leans back* What? *practically on Xcellence's face*

Xcellence: *muffled* Why did you do that?!?!

Halluciv: I don't know. *licks Xcellence's cheek* ♥

Xcellence: *secretly enjoying it* ...

Halluciv: ♥ *nuzzles Xcellence*

Ships: *comes in* Hey are you done? *sees them* ◉_◉

Halluciv: *falls off of Xcellence as he sits up*

Xcellence: OH HI.

Ships: The chapter's over, you guys can leave.

Xcellence: FINALLY! *walks by Ships*

Ships: *stares at him*

Xcellence: What?

Ships: Ooooo~!

Xcellence: I don't get it.

Ships: of course you don't! You can't smell it.

Xcellence: *extremely confused*

Ships: Halluciv marked you~!

Xcellence: What the heck does that mean?

Ships: He bunted you.

Xcellence: What does THAT mean?

Ships: Did he rub his head on your cheek, or face? Or anywhere?

Xcellence: Yes...?

Ships: He left a scented mark, so you smell like him. Basically, he claimed you as his and only his.

Xcellence: ................

Ships: Do you need the full explanation?

Xcellence: ...yes...

Ships: That was the full explanation. I can do better, but I'm too lazy.

Xcellence: ...

Ships: It's a natural thing cats do to their favorite owners.

Xcellence: *blushing brightly*

Halluciv: *jumps on Xcellence's back* Mine!

Ships: See? He's acting more like a cat meow. Enjoy him being like that for a day or so! *leaves*

Halluciv: Nya~!

Xcellence: ...you're so damn cute Lucy.

Halluciv: ♥♥♥