Sans: hah, this'll be a piece of cake.

Fresh: Easy peasy lemon squeezy! ;b

Author chan: Alright your pun topic is....Food! Good luck!

Sans: Fresh, you'll never be able to KETCHUP with me.

Fresh: Wow, so I guess I'm in a PICKLE here, aren't I?

Sans: DONUT worry about it, I'll teach ya everything I know after this.

Fresh: Thanks for being so nice, but I'm no CHICKEN, unlike you.

Sans: Heh, I'll BEET you to a PULP, you little DUCK.

Fresh: says the one who's getting SALTY.

Sans: I swear I'll ROAST you.

Fresh: heh, no. You're TOAST.

Sans: I'm not trying to have any BEEF with you, but you're really starting to piss me off.

Fresh: seems like someone's about to WHINE about it.

Sans: no, you're just BERRY annoying.

Fresh: oh, seems like you need some MILK, my broski.

Sans: WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK ON DEEZ NUTS YOU LITTLE SHIT OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE A BAD TIME.

Fresh: you're starting to sound like undyne, that FISHY lady.

Sans: yeah I'm gonna beat you up and I'm not gonna be SOFT SERVE about it.

Fresh: oh please, your arms are like JELLY. they can't even punch me hard enough.

Sans: OH, YOU WANT A PIZZA ME?! YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD TI-

Author Chan: Okay, I think that's all! Let's just call this a tie...