*alarms blare*

Sans: *wakes up* Huh? What's going on?
Fell: Don't know, but this alarm geTTING ANNOYING!
Blue: RIO! CAN YOU SHUT THAT ALARM OFF?
Dream: Speaking of Rio, where is she?
Nightmare: As long as she's not here to pester me, I'm happy.
Ink: But it's weird. We haven't seen Rio in a long time and the new episodes haven't been published or even worked on yet.
Error: aNd We ShOuLd CaRe wHy?
Geno: Probably because we can't leave without her.
Reaper: Geno's right. If we don't find Rio, we'll never get out of here.
Fresh: Uh, broskis, do you hear that?

*a giant TV slides down*

Greetings skeletons

Sans: Is it me or is everyone else seeing this?
Fell: I wish it was you.
Blue: WHO ARE YOU? WHERE'S RIO?

There's no need for my information skeleton, however, your friend is not well at the moment.

Nightmare: She's not really our friend.
Dream: BUT, we appreciate the answer. Do you know when she'll be back?
Error: iF sHe EvEr CoMeS BaCk.
Ink: Error, shush!

I'm afraid she won't be back in a while so she left the show to me. As for your previous comments on leaving...

Geno: Oh, we were just kidding about that. We didn't actually think about leaving. It was just a joke, right guys.
Reaper: Nope. I was serious. I want out.
Fresh: Me too brah.
Fell: Same.
Nightmare: I agree.
Error: yEp.

I am aware of your feelings and I'm here to help.

Fresh: How broski?

*lights flicker off and on as the studio shakes*

Does this answer your question?

Sans: What did you even do?

I shut off the barrier that had kept you here. You are now free to leave. Until Rio is better, you will be free to do whatever you want. Maybe even go back to your old life before this place. Have fun with it and make it last long.

Error: gLaDlY. *opens portal* *steps through* InK. YoU CoMiNg?
Ink: Yep! Later guys! *follows Error*

*portal closes*

*the rest teleport out*

Now, for you, the reader. If you are confused on the situation, let me explain. Rio is temporarily absence and left me in charge. I apologize on her behalf for all the people she's taken asks and/or dares from, but they will unfortunately be postponed much longer. As for those who are skeptical and ask for my identification, like I have said to the skeletons, my identity is nothing of your concern. I am, however, able to answer any questions you have that doesn't involve my identity, Rio, why she is gone,and anything of those sorts. If you do have questions I find acceptable, I'll answer them here. Unfortunately, the show doesn't always go on.

I hope you will be able to enjoy what will come next. It all depends on my mood. Annoy me and this show will never come back.

Goodbye

For now.