Henry: *is walking by*

Mary: *springs out of the ink* Hey Henry! Where's your husband?

Henry: Gah-! Wait. Husband?!

Mary: Yea, Joey.

Henry: *blushes* He's not my husband! Why would you say that! 

Mary: Well, you and Joey had kids, so I just thought you two were married.

Henry: We never had kids!

Mary: Then what do you call Bendy, Boris, and Alice?

Henry: They're- *3...2...1...* Ooooohhh...

Mary: You finally got it. *smuggly smiles*

Henry: *blushes* Shut up...

Henry: Did you tell Joey too?

Mary: You know I hate him more than you, it took all my resistance not to flip out when I said his name! No Sammy told him.

Henry: And?

Mary: He just smiled and said, "I'm a father.". *shutters* Ugh.

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