So when I introduced the new Inky Dorks SugarSweets9987 dared everyone to call Bertrum Bertz for fivs chapters and they only count if someone ask/dare Bertum or one of the Inky Dorks have a full on conversation with him.
Then just today:

Someone please ask/dare Berts.

I also realized we had this conversation on June 29 and today it's July 29, and Bertum's challenge is still at number one..

Ask/Dare the Inky Dorks!