Me: The thing they use to play music is called a Phonograph.

Bertum: *Tied up*

*music starts*

Bertum: S***! Why!

Me: Hey! This is a sort-of-child-friendly ask/dare book!

Bertum: ??? *Annoyed and confused Bertum noises*

10 minutes later

*Sammy unties Bertum who runs up and breaks the music disc*

Sammy: Rip. Oh well, I never really liked Pop either.

4/5

Ask/Dare the Inky Dorks!