Dare 1: Embarrassing song

Narrator: Welcome back reader to our lovely chapter, now lets us see how our peaceful eeveelutions are settling in their tree-

Carny: Don't just lay down there and help us clean these dusts!!!!

Rido: You are not my mom so why should I listen to you?!?!

Carny: *Frustrated* Oh so you wanted to have to some sense beat into you is what I'm seeing?!?!

Rido: You will never take me alive!!! *runs away*

Carny: Come back here, you fur ball *run after him*

Narrator:.....Why even have this in the script again?

Author: Just do your job and stop complaining 

Narrator:.....Akagi your commander is talking with the other girls again

Akagi: Shikikan, is that true? Akagi will not accept this form of cheating

Author: You son of b- NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO!!!!!!

*The Author runs away as Akagi chases after him*

Narrator: Heh karma, now back to the story. As they are settling in, a piece of paper out of nowhere landed near them

Cotton: Hmm what is this piece of paper doing here? *picks up the paper and reads it* Hey guys we just got our first dare here

Aria: Oh cool, what is our first dare and can you two stop making a bigger mess here?!?!!?

Carny: *catches Rido* Not until I teach this little punk some discipline

Rido: NEVER!!!!

Nitro: Knock it off you two, Cotton what does the paper say? 

Cotton: Well this dare is from fnafdemon and it said here that we need to sing the most embarrassing song imaginable

Kiki: An embarrassing song? Well that could be anything honestly

Ripcord: Well does anyone have one then?

Nebula: Not that i know of

Kiki: That is doubtful coming from you but I don't have one either

Ripcord: Lumi do you have one?

Lumi: *shrugged*

Cotton: I will take that as a no then, anyone else?

Nitro:.....Baby shark doo doo-

*Everyone look at him*

Rido: Dude wtf

Carny: Out of every songs, why is it have to be that one!!!

Kiki: We know you like music a lot especially jamming Sabaton during the night 

Aria: Hey Sabaton is good band don't dare you insult them

Kiki: I didn't say anything bad about them, you shithead. Anyways I didn't realize you would actually listen to that thing aswell

Nitro: I don't think you guys know the actual pain of it

Rido: Well then enlighten us

Nitro: Well I listen to the 10 hours version of it......without break

*Everyone is seemingly shocked at this*

Cotton: What did you just say?!?!

Aria: How the hell did you survive that amount of torture?!?!

Nitro: I have no idea, I might have some ptsd from it as I can still hear it in my head

Nebula: Why did you even listen to it anyways?

Nitro: I was forced to because I lost a bet to someone

Kiki: That is a horrible bet then

Lumi: I think we should get on with the dare, we been talking like this forever now

Carny: Do we really have to sing this

Ripcord: W-Well there isn't any choices left

Nebula: Well Nitro you can start first since you are a veteran of it

Nitro: Thank you for this crappy honor but here we go

Nitro: *clear his throat*

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!

Aria: This just suck

Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark!

Rido: I'm not doing this!!

Carny: DO IT!!!

Rido: Uuuggghh fine

Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark!

Carny:

Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark!

Nebula:

Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark!~~~

Kiki:

Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt!

Ripcord:

Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away!

Lumi:...

Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last!

Cotton:

It's the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It's the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It's the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It's the end!

Rido: Alright we done with that hell, never again

Carny: Hopefully no one will remind us of this

Nitro: I'm afraid that is not going to happen

Carny: And why is that?

Nitro: Because I'm never gonna give it up, never gonna let it go

Carny: Oh god damnit, now I got rick rolled aswell fuck!!!

Nitro: Hehe sorry not sorry

Carny: Fuck you

Nebula: Oooo I would like th-

Carny: *knock him out* Not in that way, filthy bastard!!!

Aria: Well if we are done here then I off to reading books *walks away*

Lumi: I'm off aswell

Kiki: Same

Nitro: Wait what about Nebula?

Cotton: Well you can carry him to his room because I'm not doing it

Nitro: Fine *grab Nebula legs and dragging him to his room*

Narrator: First dare finished, hope you enjoy this chapter. Now I wonder how the Author is doing, probably getting raped by Akagi. Oh well, we see you all next time

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