Dare 1: Embarrassing song
Narrator: Welcome back reader to our lovely chapter, now lets us see how our peaceful eeveelutions are settling in their tree-
Carny: Don't just lay down there and help us clean these dusts!!!!
Rido: You are not my mom so why should I listen to you?!?!
Carny: *Frustrated* Oh so you wanted to have to some sense beat into you is what I'm seeing?!?!
Rido: You will never take me alive!!! *runs away*
Carny: Come back here, you fur ball *run after him*
Narrator:.....Why even have this in the script again?
Author: Just do your job and stop complaining
Narrator:.....Akagi your commander is talking with the other girls again
Akagi: Shikikan, is that true? Akagi will not accept this form of cheating
Author: You son of b- NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO!!!!!!
*The Author runs away as Akagi chases after him*
Narrator: Heh karma, now back to the story. As they are settling in, a piece of paper out of nowhere landed near them
Cotton: Hmm what is this piece of paper doing here? *picks up the paper and reads it* Hey guys we just got our first dare here
Aria: Oh cool, what is our first dare and can you two stop making a bigger mess here?!?!!?
Carny: *catches Rido* Not until I teach this little punk some discipline
Rido: NEVER!!!!
Nitro: Knock it off you two, Cotton what does the paper say?
Cotton: Well this dare is from fnafdemon and it said here that we need to sing the most embarrassing song imaginable
Kiki: An embarrassing song? Well that could be anything honestly
Ripcord: Well does anyone have one then?
Nebula: Not that i know of
Kiki: That is doubtful coming from you but I don't have one either
Ripcord: Lumi do you have one?
Lumi: *shrugged*
Cotton: I will take that as a no then, anyone else?
Nitro:.....Baby shark doo doo-
*Everyone look at him*
Rido: Dude wtf
Carny: Out of every songs, why is it have to be that one!!!
Kiki: We know you like music a lot especially jamming Sabaton during the night
Aria: Hey Sabaton is good band don't dare you insult them
Kiki: I didn't say anything bad about them, you shithead. Anyways I didn't realize you would actually listen to that thing aswell
Nitro: I don't think you guys know the actual pain of it
Rido: Well then enlighten us
Nitro: Well I listen to the 10 hours version of it......without break
*Everyone is seemingly shocked at this*
Cotton: What did you just say?!?!
Aria: How the hell did you survive that amount of torture?!?!
Nitro: I have no idea, I might have some ptsd from it as I can still hear it in my head
Nebula: Why did you even listen to it anyways?
Nitro: I was forced to because I lost a bet to someone
Kiki: That is a horrible bet then
Lumi: I think we should get on with the dare, we been talking like this forever now
Carny: Do we really have to sing this
Ripcord: W-Well there isn't any choices left
Nebula: Well Nitro you can start first since you are a veteran of it
Nitro: Thank you for this crappy honor but here we go
Nitro: *clear his throat*
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
Aria: This just suck
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark!
Rido: I'm not doing this!!
Carny: DO IT!!!
Rido: Uuuggghh fine
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark!
Carny:
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark!
Nebula:
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark!~~~
Kiki:
Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt!
Ripcord:
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away!
Lumi:...
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last!
Cotton:
It's the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It's the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It's the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It's the end!
Rido: Alright we done with that hell, never again
Carny: Hopefully no one will remind us of this
Nitro: I'm afraid that is not going to happen
Carny: And why is that?
Nitro: Because I'm never gonna give it up, never gonna let it go
Carny: Oh god damnit, now I got rick rolled aswell fuck!!!
Nitro: Hehe sorry not sorry
Carny: Fuck you
Nebula: Oooo I would like th-
Carny: *knock him out* Not in that way, filthy bastard!!!
Aria: Well if we are done here then I off to reading books *walks away*
Lumi: I'm off aswell
Kiki: Same
Nitro: Wait what about Nebula?
Cotton: Well you can carry him to his room because I'm not doing it
Nitro: Fine *grab Nebula legs and dragging him to his room*
Narrator: First dare finished, hope you enjoy this chapter. Now I wonder how the Author is doing, probably getting raped by Akagi. Oh well, we see you all next time
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