VM: Ok...I really don't want to deal with you right now but....OFFENDERJERK! Someone has a special surprise for you! >:)

Offenderman: Really? What is it?

VM: Here we have.... Creepypasta_Expert! Say hello!

*VM pushes Creepypasta_Expert forwards and she smiles, going to Offenderman.*

Offenderman: Why.....hello there beautiful~ *he smirks* did you have something for me?

Creepypasta_Expert: Yes, of course!

Offenderman: Give it to me then~

*She then smirks and punches him straight in the face, then kicks him where the sun doesn't shine.*

Offenderman: SHIT, NOT AGAIN!!!!! *He falls down yelling and cursing in pain*

Trenderman: You're so gullible when it comes to girls -_-

Creepypasta_Expert: If you lay a hand on anyone, especially SALLY, you'll DIE!!!! *she then grabs some waffles and starts smacking him over and over again with the waffles* With waffles! >:3

Ticci-Toby: WHOO-HOO! Attack Uncle Offenderman with waffles!!! *he grabs some waffles and he and Creepypasta_Expert start slapping Offenderman with waffles together*

Offenderman: HEY!! OW—GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE—

*Toby slaps his hand over Offenderman's mouth.*

Toby: This is your punishment >:)

Creepypasta_Expert: Hehehehe >:)

*They keep attacking Offender with waffles and he lays there helpless; no one does anything to help him, not even Splendorman.*