VM: Ok Jeff and BEN. crystal_the_princess dares you guys to battle in a game.

BEN: Alright!! Which game though?

VM: Errr I don't know....any game?

BEN: Swordfight online?

Jeff: *shrugging* Sure.

BEN: Right. Hope you're ready to get your ass slain.

Jeff: Not if I slay yours first.

Glitchy Red: why can't you guys play an actual good game? Swordfight online, really?

BEN: Swordfight online is cool, trust me.

*BEN and Jeff get controllers and sit in front of the TV.*

BEN: Watch the master play, Glitch.

*Two avatars appear on the screen, each yielding a stance until the countdown finishes and the battle begins. Jeff and BEN's avatars circle each other, their swords raised.*

BEN: Take this! *He strikes forwards in-game*

Jeff: Haha, miss!

BEN: Dammit.

Jeff: Here I come--

BEN: NO--HAHA YOU MISSED!

Jeff: Fu--that was just lucky!

BEN: QUIT MAKING YOUR STUPID CHARACTER JUMP!

Jeff: THEN BACK THE HELL UP!

BEN: TAKE THIS!

Jeff: MISS!

BEN: STOP DODGING AND FIGHT ME YOU DUMBASS!

Jeff: YOUR CHEATING!

BEN: HOW AM I CHEATING!?

Jeff: HAH, DISTRACTED YOU AND GOT A HIT!

BEN: SHIT!

Jeff: Can't catch me~

BEN: It's a swordfight, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME!

Jeff: Try and catch me first.

BEN: You're making me mad.

Jeff: Am I? Am I? Try hitting me.

BEN: GOT YOU!

Jeff: MISS!!

BEN: FUCKING STOP!!

Jeff: WHOSE THE MASTER GAMER NOW??

BEN: HAH! I HIT YOU!

Jeff: Lol, only one HP lost.

BEN: ....

Jeff: LOOK OUT ELF BOY HERE I COME!

BEN: FINALLY!

Jeff: OH MY GOD YOU MISSED AGAIN!

*BEN screams in frustration*

Jeff: I HIT YOU! I HIT YOU! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

BEN: You Shouldn't Have Done That.....

*BEN looks 10x more focused on the game now.*

Jeff: Woah, you're getting a bit fast huh? Still not enough to beat me--

*Jeff's avatar looses 86/100 HP*

Jeff: .....

BEN: *chucking darkly* You've Met With A Terrible Fate, Haven't You?

Jeff: Hey Benny boy, calm down, it's just a game! Hey, BACK OFF!

*Jeff's avatar looses 13/14 HP*

Jeff: oh s h i t

BEN: Time for your character to "Go To Sleep."

*BEN knocks out Jeff's avatar and Jeff yells in frustration.*

Jeff: CHEATING LITTLE BASTARD!!!

BEN: DID YOU SEE ME CHEAT? DID YOU SEE ME??

Jeff: NO BUT I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU PULLED SOMETHING YOU LITTLE RAT!

BEN: I DIDN'T FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!

*The two begin yelling and shouting at each other and everyone is just too tired to deal with their bickering.*