That is just ridiculous. Why would I ever squeak?

Steven: Hey Ruby!!!

What is it Steven?

Steven: Hug times!!! *Hugs Ruby very tightly*

*Yelps* St-Steven..! You're kind of squeezing me a bit too tight-- SQUEAK!

Steven: Did you just squeaked? *Squeezes Ruby again*

Ummm... SQUEAK!!

Steven: Awww! That's so cute!!

Amethyst: *laughs* Hey Steven, let me try! *Grabs Ruby and squeezes her*

SQUEAK SQUEAK! Please stop..

Amethyst: Ohohoh! I've got to show this to the others! *Runs over to Pearl* Hey Pearl! Check this out! *Squeezes Ruby again*

SQUEAK! This is actually kind of starting to hurt..

Pearl: What on Earth?!

I don't even know anymore...

Amethyst: Oh oh! Garnet!! *Rushes over to Garnet* Check this out! *Squeezes Ruby once again*

Help me... SQUEAK!! Can we stop now please..?

Amethyst: Aww... But it's so funny!

Not to me it's not!!

Garnet: Hmmm... Let me try.

Garnet! Why?! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!

Garnet: *grabs Ruby and squeezes her*

SQUEAK!! WHY?!?!