Alex: I have my own dare.... For Matthew.

Matthew: O.O

Alex: I dare you to go twenty four hours  without maple maple.

Matthew: YOUR FUCKING EVIL!

*one hour later*

Matthew: c-come on guys! I- I just need a little maple!! J-just enough to get me through the night!

Alfred: he's talking about it like its a pricey drug...

Alex: in his mind it probably is...