Alex: hey Ivan, who has the softest hair in the G8 and who's has the least softest hair in the G8?

Ivan: Arthur's is the softest! ^^ *pets Arthur's hair* and for least softest hair... Alfred.

Alfred: but I have fluffy hair!

Ivan: Nyet, you don't. Maybe you should get some hair tips from your dad.

Alfred: the hero always has good hair though!

Ivan: well, maybe your hero name can be Brittle-Hair Man.

Alfred: Q-Q