Alex: Dad, Papa, another dare. Act like each other.

Francis: *drinking tea* ahh, so nice to drink tea after sending Francy outside for the night~

Arthur: Honhonhon! My laugh is contagious!

~silence~

Francis: I love magic and tea more than my husband! *drinking more tea*

Arthur: I love my hair more than my husband! *brushing his hair* and cheese! *tries eating French cheese, gags*

Francis: lalalalalala! I hate everyone!

Arthur: my hair is longer than my dick!

Francis: mine is thinner than my eyebrows!

Arthur: I'm a bloody annoying frog!

Francis: I'm a know it all Englishman!

Kirkland-Bonnefoy Kids: *dying of laughter in corner*