Calvin: MatchaMi dared me to do a dare so oku

*sneaks up behind Peridot*

*does Jasper voice*

Calvin: I'VE ESCAPED FROM YOUR BADLY MADE BUBBLE PRISON AND HAVE COME FOR REVENGE!!!!!

Peridot: *yells and throws a frying pan at his face*

Calvin: OW! *collapses in pain while holding his face*

Peridot: Calvin what the heck!??!

Calvin: I was dared to do it...

Peridot: YOU CLOD!!!

Calvin: I think you broke my nose...