ShadowsHoney7 has dared me to.... Smack Garnet's *clears throat* undercarriage....

Calvin: *approaches Garnet and smacks dat ass~* IM SOOOOOOORRYYYY *runs away*

Serpentine: why aren't you gonna go after him?

Garnet: I saw it coming and I knew it was a dare anyways....

Serpentine: *flicks tongue* riiiiiight