Calvin: MatchaMi has dared me to tell Peridot about.... A parallel universe where I date Lapis instead.... Oh geez...

*sits next to Peridot* hey Peridot?

Peridot: yes Calvin?

Calvin: did you know that there is a parallel universe where I date Lapis?

Peridot: *slowly climbs on his lap*

Calvin: what are you doing?

Peridot: *kneels on his lap and cups his face in her hands* listen, you belong to me in this universe, NOBODY else, got that?

Calvin: *blushes* this is why I love u

Peridot: wait what?

Calvin: uhhhhhh *runs away*