Calvin: ok so Yandere-Jilli-Chan has dared me to slap myself in the face with a pie full of sliced lemons and salt......... If I go blind I blame her

*makes a pie full of sliced lemons and salt*

Calvin: geez here I go

*splats pie directly on my face*

Calvin: *screams in pain* AAAAAARGH IT BUUUUUURNS!!!!!