Calvin: PeridotJr has asked me whats my favorite food and honestly it's Doritos taco flavored.

*grabs a bag and starts to eat some*

Peridot: *comes in* what is that annoying crunching sound?!?!?

Calvin: *holds up a dorito before eating it* these are doritos Peridot *eats it*

Peridot: *screams and runs away*

Calvin: what in the world just happened? *continues eating them*