Mor: Well then

Me: *pops out of nowhere* I'M CHILL NOW, Y'ALL CAN RELAX

Everyone else: OH THANK GOODNESS!

Night Furious: Nooooo! I am not mean! I am in my super kind lovey dovey dragon form. I guess I will just have to live on the streets then if they are all afraid of me. I sorry everybody, I'll just go live on streets now, you'll never see this big meanie dragon ever again if I'm not welcome *runs away*

Me: *notices this* OKAY, WHO HURT HER?!?!

Everyone: *points at Mugman*

Mugman: *gulp*

(WARNING: A long string of swears and weaponry shall now commence. Do not use any of the words or weapons you are about to see listed, at home)

Me: *starts chasing after Mugman with flamethrowers, guns, knifes, swords, axes, bombs, nukes, grenades, attack helicopters, the entire Air Force (thx sis), twenty tanks, and an army of rabid animals* YOU FUCKED UP SHITHEAD, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT, THAT'S THE MOST FUCKED UP SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN, YOU ASSHOLE, YOU BETTER GO APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW, YOU DUMBASS BASTARD!!!!!!!!

Mugman: *running away* I'M SORRYYYYYYYY

Me: YOUR SHITTY SORRY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME! GO APOLOGIZE TO BARNET MITT!

Mugman: *pauses* Wait, what did you call her?

Me: I called her "my child", now GO!

(MEANWHILE!)

Night Furious: *about to get swept into a river*

Me: *manages to grab her and save her* OH MY WORD, BARNET MITT, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?!

Night Furious: Y-yes...

Me: DON'T EVER RUN OFF LIKE THAT AGAIN! I WAS OUT OF MY MIND WITH WORRY!

Night Furious: Es tut mir so leid mein Schutzengel

Me: Barnet mitt... *hugs her tightly*

Mugman: *finally catches up* Night Furious, I am so sorry, I didn't mean anything!

Me: Oh, you better be sorry Mugman. You BETTER

(12 HOT COCOAS, FOUR FUZZY BLANKETS, AND A LONG APOLOGY LATER!)

Everyone except me: *lounging in the living room*

Me: *getting back the 0 hours of sleep I got last night (i actually didn't sleep last night)*

Cuphead: *gets up* I'm gonna go get another bla- *trips, falls on Night Furious, accidentally kissing her* MPH!

Night Furious: *blushes, but secretly happy*

Bendy: *JEALOUS AS FUCK*

Cuphead: *gets off her, red as a tomato* SORRY!

Night Furious: i-i's fine... *blush*

Cuphead: I'm gonna go get that other blanket *leaves, not tripping again*

Bendy: *waits a moment, glares at Night Furious* He's mine, boyfriend-thief

Night Furious: *lenny face* We'll see about that