Bipper: who?

Wipper: I think he's from a book series.

Bipper: I'll do it but I won't like it. And if I have to kiss one more person, I swear...

Wipper: do I have to take pictures? I feel like we could both live without a reminder of this.

Bipper: yes. It's part of the dare. Ugh. Let's go.

Wipper: *grabbing cellphone* alright.

***

Bipper: alright. Where is this Snape guy?

Wipper: people are staring at us...

Bipper: ignoring that! Let's go this way! *grabs Wipper and pulls him along*

Wipper: woah-!

Bipper: are you Severus Snape?

Severus: no, I'm Dumbledore. And what in the world are you supposed to be?

Bipper: alright, look pal-

Wipper: just get it over with. I don't like this place.

Bipper: alright, alright! *kisses Snape*

Wipper: *takes picture* let's go.

Bipper: alright.

Severus: ???

***

Bipper: *using mouthwash*

Wipper: he'll be fine. Thanks for the dare!-

Bipper: no! Not "thank you for the dare"! Did you all forget I have a boyfriend! He's the vessel I'm using to do this! He's gonna kill me!

Wipper: he can't. Not now anyway. So, thank you for the dare! We'll see you next time! Bye-bye! 💙