Wipper: while I'm not particularly a fan of dresses or screaming, we did sign up for this. So...

Bipper: well, I do like yelling... And Pinetree's pretty reasonable when it comes to this stuff.

Wipper: I'll get the dresses. *leaves*

Bipper: you know what color I want?

Wipper: of course!

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Wipper: alright, how do I look?

Bipper: you look fine. You wanna just switch back on the count of three?

Wipper: yeah.

Bipper: 1... 2... 3! Go!

Dipper: woah... Woah. Are you okay?

Rev. Dipper: *staring at the floor* of course I am... Don't be ridiculous. Nice dress, by the way.

Dipper: same.

Will+Bill: WE'LL MEET AGAIN! DON'T KNOW WHERE, DON'T KNOW WHEEEEN! BUT I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAY!

Dipper: *reading the dare* oh! Come on!

Rev. Dipper: *deep, deep sigh*

All: KEEP SMILING THROUGH! JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DOOO! 'TIL THE BLUE SKIES DRIVE THE DARK CLOUDS FAR AWAYYYY!

Will: *through all the screaming* we'll you again soon! Bye-bye! 💙