Hetalia_Philippines_: I dare Matt and Matthew to switch bears, and Allen and Alfred to switch burgers (which you have to eat) for 2 days.

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Matt: *shrugs*

Kumakuro: *goes to sit beside Matthew*

Matthew: oh uh o-okay....... *gives Kimajirou to Matt*

Matt: *takes the bear and holds it*

~meanwhile~

Alfred: eh, shouldn't be that hard, I've eaten salad before... Not as good as a hamburger but it's okay.

Allen: *eye twitches* t-two d-d-days?!...........

~ Two Days Later ~

Matt:  *gives Kumajirou back to Matthew*

Matthew: Merci

Matt: De rien

Kumakuro: *slinks back over to Matt*

Alfred: haha!! well that wasn't so bad~!

.............................

Matt: ...... Where's Allen?.....

Alfred: huh? Oh he's in the hospital....

Matt: what?!

Matthew: oh my.....

Alfred: yeeeeaaahh......

Matt: *calmly walks quickly to hospital while muttering under his breath*

Kumajirou: *looks at Matthew*  ...who?

Matthew: *sighs* I'm Canada... Your owner....

Kumajirou: okay...

Alfred: ????

[translations:
Merci- thank you
De rien- you are welcome]