Asahina_Maroon: I dare Allen to eat one of Alfred's burgers and both Matt and Matthew to go to Russia and ask Russia if he has vodka in maple flavor. Also Alfred just........... Become some silent creature of the time being. *grabs both bears and gets the recorder out  and tapes it all* yes I'm evil.

___________________________

Allen: *eye twitches* no.... No no no no no no no no no no no ... NO!! I REFUSE TO EAT THAT TRASH THIS MAN CLAIMS TO BE FOOD!!!

Alfred: *cant talk so he just offers a burger silently with a large mocking smile*

Allen: NO!! *slaps the burger away*

Alfred: this may take a while...

~meanwhile in Russia~

Matt: *glaring at Russia from behind his sunglasses*

Matthew: um Mr. Russia w-we were wondering if we c-could maybe ask you a question?...

Matt: *still glaring*

Russia: Da? What is it? *friendly Russia smile*

Matthew: um... D-do you have.... Uh vodka in m-maple flavor?.....

Matt: *still glaring*

Russia: hmm let me see *goes inside to check*

Matt: *grabs Matthew and bolts*

Matthew: m-maple!

Russia: *comes back*  I think- .... Hello?....

~back with the Americas~

Alfred: *still trying to get Allen to eat a burger*

Allen: WHAT PART OF NO DO YA NOT UNDERSTAND!!!

Alfred: *sighs*

Allen: I AM NOT EATIN' THAT PIECE OF- mmmf!!!!

Alfred: *grinning victoriously*

Allen: *spits our burger* I think I'm gonna be sick.... *pukes*

Alfred: *grimaces and backs away*