Me: GUESS WHO's BACK!

Subaru: Oh please no..

Me: TIS I! YOUR'S TRUELY! BACK WITH YET SOME MORE DARES FROM OUR WONDERFUL PIKA_POWER_GIRL !

Pika: *comes in* THATS RIGHT!!

Subaru: No.. please.. anything but her..

Koharu: She seems friendly to me!

Subaru: You don't want to know what she has done..

Me: *hits him* SHE's DONE STUPENDOUS THINGS IF YOU'D EVER PAY ATTENTION!

Subaru: WHEN I DO! SOMEHOW I GET HURT! LIKE RIGHT NOW!

Me: WE SHALL NOW! PROCEED WITH THE DARES!

Kanata: Why are you talking as though you're some royal escort..?

Yume: Handcuffed?

Everyone; *turns to Mahiru and Asahi*

Mahiru: *standing normally*

Asahi: *a few inches away from her as though he wants to keep distance*

Mahiru: All right then.. *puts her arm out*

Pika: *comes over with the cuffs and secures Mahiru's hand in one slot*

Pika: Here, you need to come here too

Asahi: *half-heartedly* K-Kay..... *puts his hand out while Pika secures his hand in the slot*

Me: DARE NUMBER 1! COMPLETE!

Kanata: Seriously, there's something wrong with her..

Subaru: WHY IS SHE YELLING!?

Pika: WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!

Me: My dears, there are some things in life, that should never be explained. It's best to just leave them that way.

Aine: WOAH!

Yume: SO INSPIRING!

Subaru: PLEASE! I BET THAT SHE JUST GOT THAT FROM WIKIPEDIA!

Kanata: Wikipedia doesn't specialize in quotes dumb*ss (Sorry for the language)

Pika: HAH!

Subaru: WHAT!?

Me: What have I told you? It's best be left unexplained

Subaru: *sputters* BUT- I-

Me: Next dare!

Ako: WHAT??!!???

Subaru: As if I wasn't hurt already..

Ako: I COULD NEVER! I WILL NOT!

Pika: Then Subaru will hurt you!

Ako: I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE AT ALL!

Yume: AKO-CHAN!!

Laura: NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO PUT TRUE LOVE IN THIS!

Subaru: Um.. no im not gonna hurt her either

Me: what is this? Subaru denies hurting someone who loves him oh so dearly ... what could this mean ...?? *looks at Yume*

Aine: DADDY! ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH MOMMY!?!

Subaru: WHAT- NO I- WE WERENT EVEN A THING!

Me: The Fan Art says otherwise

Subaru: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!

Yume: T-THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!

Ako: *has no words*

Me: Well, the evidence was shown

Pika: And trust us, we've been to court so many times to know what is evidence and what's not

A/N: No Pika and I have never been to court, it's just an inside joke

Me: Care to object?

Subaru: I OBJECT!

Aine: *starts crying*

Mio: It's okay Aine, don't cry!

Ema: You meanie!

Maika: Yeah! What's your problem?

Subaru: MY PROBLEM!? YOU'RE SERIOUSLY BLAMING ME!!?!?

Pika: AKO! JUST PUNCH HIM!!

Ako: I WILL NOT!

Me: I see, well then, I have an idea!

A few minutes later...

*dude comes in*

Pika: ITS YOU!!!

Lelouch (From Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion): YOU!!!

Kaguya: You brought in a girl?

Laura: I'm pretty sure he's a guy

Lelouch: IM NOT A GIRL!

Me: Right then, Lelouch, if you would?

Lelouch: What.. what am I supposed to do. I legit just got here..

Me: You're.. you know.. the thing. The Geass thing

Lelouch: On her?

Me: Well.. yes I just said that..

Lelouch: Kay then.. *walks up to her*

Yume: I-Is Ako-chan gonna be okay?

Me: Oh she'll be fine. The man's a professional!

Pika: Yet he got put into jail

Lelouch: WHICH WAS NOT MY FAULT!

2 mins later..

Lelouch: Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you... uh... what am I commanding..?

Me: Hit or harm Subaru in any way, using any means necessary

Kanata: Seriously, does any one wonder why she's talking like someone from MEDIEVAL TIMES!?

Lelouch: Oh.. oh okay.. uh

Lelouch: Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you, to hurt Subaru

*the Geass magic does this thing*

Ako: *under the magic* Yes. *walks up to Subaru and slaps him in the face*

Pika: OH!

Subaru: OW! WHAT GIVES!? I THOUGHT THAT YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT HIT ME!!

Lelouch: Right then, can I leave?

Me: You May, the door is right there.

Lelouch: *leaves*

Ako: *magic wears off* Huh? What just happened

Pika: You Just hit Subaru in the face and it was AWESOME!!

Subaru: "AWESOME"!??

Ako: B-But... I don't remember.. ever doing that to Subaru-kyun..

Laura: Ako-chan, you literally just slapped his face

Ako: *confused*

Me: Geass magic, brought to you by our one and only!

Kanata: *losing his mind*
SERIOUSLY!? NO ONE!?!! *looking at everyone else, hoping that they would agree with him that I'm somehow acting different*

Me: DARE NUMBER 2! COMPLETE!

Aine: *stops crying* Switch?

Mio: What..?

Pika: Like how Kaguya and Sakuya did it!

Aine and Mio: O-Oh..

Few mins later..

Aine: PEN-SAMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Mio: Aim to make a million friends..?

Me: Put some feeling into it Mio!

Mio: *tries to sound like Aine* Aim to make a million friends!

Pika: Kay, now for some physical change! *does Mio's hair like Aine's and Aine's hair like Mio's* there!

Aine: Ooh!!! I feel more like Mio!

Mio: I just feel silly...

Aine: MIO!

Mio: IM SORRY!

They eventually just sang a song with their roles switched and said some more catchphrases

Me: Well, that was a success! DARE NUMBER 3! COMPLETE!

Subaru: Again with the yelling-

Pika: *hits him just for the fun of it*

Nozomu: what

Subaru: Oh this'll be fun *gets out a tiara*

Laura: Exactly how long have you had that..?

Subaru: You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this..

Nozomu; *backs away* I do not take part..

Pika: YOU WILL! *gets out a pink frilly dress*

Me: *ties Nozomu to a chair*

Nozomu; NO.. NO PLEASE..

Subaru: THIS IS PAY BACK FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU GAVE ME THOSE LOOKS AND GESTURED AT THE TOMATO!

Yume; Wait.. WAIT WHAT??!??

Pika and Me: HE SHIPS IT!

After what seemed like forever, we finally got Nozomu in the dress.

Nozomu: Satisfied?

Me: Very

Pika: Yes!

Nozomu: *leaves to change out of it*

Me: And now ladies and gentlemen! The moment you've all been waiting for... (or at least, what Kanata has been waiting for)

Kanata: I WAS RIGHT!! I WAS RIGHT!!! HAH! AND YOU SUCKERS DENIED IT!!

Me: Man it was hard work talking like that..

Asahi: So it was hard talking in advanced vocabulary?

Subaru: THATS NOT EVEN AN ACCENT!!

Me: I would've talked in an accent, but since I'm writing this, it wouldn't really be the same would it?

Me: ANYWAYS! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER! THANK YOU TO PIKA_POWER_GIRL FOR BEING A SPECIAL GUEST AND FOR THOSE WONDERFUL DARES!!!

Me: AND NOW I BID YOU ALL ADIEU

Kanata: ROUNDS OVER!

Me: Oh right

Me: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!