Me: WELCOME BACK TO YET ANOTHER ROUND!!!!

Me: We've actually got a lot of dares this time so let's start as soon as possible!

Ako: Well... I mean it's not really that hard..

Ako; *goes up to Yume* Ya know you're pretty stupid, and I'm just saying

Yume: WHAT!?!!

Subaru: HAH!

Ako: *goes up to Kanata* And you are just annoying

Kanata: Whatever makes you feel better about yourself

Me: Okay not just Yume and Kanata, the dare means everyone

Ako: EVERYONE!?!

Me: Yes, even Subaru

Subaru: Go ahead, I honestly have given up on my life at this point

Ako: BUT... BUT...

Me: Yeah, the dude tried to kill himself (if any of you don't understand, then nevermind)

Everyone: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?

Subaru: ....

Ako: BUT I CANT!

Me: You have to do what you have to do!

Ako: BUT I DONT WANT TO!

Me: WHAT IF YOUR LIFE WAS ON THE LINE!?! THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?!

Ako: I STILL WOULDNT DO IT!!

After half an hour of trying to make Ako insult her beloved, the author just gave up and decided to insult him instead

Me: YOU IDIOT!

Subaru: BUT YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THE DARE!

Me: I MIGHT AS WELL GET SOME FUN OUTTA IT!

Me: Anyways, NEXT DARE!!!

Asahi: WHAT!?!? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?

Mahiru: NII-SAN! YOU WERE LEGIT SHAKING ME LAST ROUND!

Asahi; CAUSE YOU SAID THAT YOU DIDNT LOVE ME!

Me: OOOOOHHHH!! TENSIIIIOOOONN!!!

Mahiru and Asahi: *continue arguing*

Me: So as long as he isn't harassing her, NEXT DARE!

Aine: Eh!?

Me: THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! AINE, THE KIND, LOVING PUSHOVER SHE IS! WILL SHE BE ABLE TO FIGHT WITH HER OLDER BROTHER!??!

Aine: NO!

Me: WE SHALL SEE!!

*Kazune (Aine's older brother) appears*

Kazune: What the hell am I- *sees Aine* Aine!? YOU WERE HERE THE ENTIRE TIME!

Aine: Uhm...

Kazune: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WORK WE HAD TO DO AT THE CAFÉ!???!??!!

Mio: Aine had work to do here as well!

Maika: YEAH! Like... uh... ANSWERING... PEOPLE's... NEEDS...

Kazune: You can do that at a CAFÉ AS WELL!!!

Me: SHUSH! This is Aine's fight! Not yours!

Kazune: FIGHT!?! WHAT FIGHT!?!?

Aine: W-Well... uhm... I WORK HARDER THAN YOU ONIICHAN!

Kazune: WHAT!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!!

Aine: AND! I GIVE PEOPLE EXTRA CHEESE IF THEY WANT TO!

Kazune: SO DO I!

Aine: AND I DONT CHARGE FOR WATER!

Me: Wait...

Everyone: YOUR CAFÉ CHARGES FOR WATER

Kazune: ITS JUST 5 CENTS!

Me: THE SHAME!!!

Everyone: THE SHAAAAMMEEE!!!

Kazune: OKAY, DONT GO LOOKING AT ME!

Aine: AND PENNE LIKES ME BETTER!!!

Mio: YEAH! PEN-SAMA LIKES AINE BETTER!!!

Kazune: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE!?!

Aine: I AM SURE!

Kazune: THATS YOUR REASON?!?!?

Laura: What is even happening right now...

Nozomu: I don't even want to know...

Subaru: THIS FIGHT IS POINTLESS!

Me: THATS THE POINT! STUPID!

Aine: AND! *runs to Subaru* FATHER LOVES ME MORE! RIGHT DAD!?!?

Subaru: DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS!!

Kazune: AINE HAVE YOU LOST IT!? THIS KID IS YOUR AGE

Aine: HE IS OUR LONG LOST DAD THAT SEEMED TO HAVE NEVER AGED!!!

Kazune: WHAT THE HECK!!?!

Me: I actually have some basis of that. I found a video that gave reasons and theories of how Yume and Subaru are Aine's parents

https://youtu.be/V9U-MAPFQwA

Ako: WHAT!?!

Subaru and Yume: ITS FALSE!!!

Me: ITS THE TRUTH!!!

Subaru: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!!!

Yume: NOR WILL WE EVER BE!

Me: Hmmm... now that I think about, I actually haven't prepared an official wedding of you two!

Subaru and Yume: ...what..

Me: I mean, Pika and I married Aine and Mio..

Kazune: WHAT!?!!! *looks at Aine* AINE!!!!

Aine: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!

Me: And we married Ira and Rachel...

Everyone: Who?

Me: Huh... never thought of that before

Subaru: DONT GIVE THE READERS ANY IDEAS!!!

Me: Well, I feel like these two siblings had a successful argument!

Kazune: WAIT.. THAT WAS ON PURPOSE!??????

Me: *snaps and Kazune disappears*

Me: NEXT DARE!

Mio: Queen for a day?

Everyone: Queen for a day!!!????!

Me: And Aine's the King!

Mio: Eh?

Aine: THIS'LL BE FUN! MIO!!!

Mio: U-Um.. Aine.. I don't think you understand ....

Aine: Eh? What do you mean?

Mio: U-Uh.. Nevermind..

Few mins later..

Maika: Anything ya need Mio-chan?

Mio: U-Uh.. well no I-

Aine: MIO WILL HAVE A PARFAIT!

Ema: COMING RIGHT UP!

Mio: AI-AINE!

Subaru: I'm not serving to a bunch of school girls

Me: Well you're a school BOY so I don't see the difference

After the parfait, Aine kept demanding to everyone on behalf of Mio while Mio just sat there looking embarrassed

Ema: Kay, So thats 20 pizza's, 10 cakes, 40 KitKats and a Sprite?

Aine: *looks at Mio*

Mio: Well.. a Sprite does sound good right now...

20 mins later...

Me: Well that was fun! Right?

Aine: RIGHT!

Mio: U-Um..

Me: NEXT DARE!

Ema: Shy?

Maika: Will That even work?

Sakuya: Ema-san is a very good and energetic person...

Kaguya: I'll consult the moon about this! *does a reading* "outcome not so good" says the moon

Subaru: WHAT IS THIS! A THROWBACK TO THE MAGIC 8 BALL!?!!!!????

Kanata: Its fortune telling

Yume: *impressed* WOW!!

Koharu: Well that does seem interesting..

Laura: Again.. I'm pretty sure that they're both NOT from the moon...

Ema: Well.. I'll accept the challenge!

Mahiru: Thats a good move..

Moments later..

Aine: Ema-chan!!!

Ema: *nervous* A-Aine-cha-chan...

Me: Stuttering won't do anything..

Maika: THEN HOW DOES ONE ACT SHY!???

Me: I dunno, figure it out! Kaguya pretty much has it down

Kaguya: E-EH!?!?

After many attempts, Ema finally did a decent job of acting shy when Mio offered her half her Kit-Kat

Me: I expected better from you. I really did

Maika: JUST PLEASE GO BACK TO NORMAL EMA! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!

Ema: OKAY!

Me: And she's back..

Sakuya: "Switch"

Kaguya: "Roles"?

*they both look at one another*

Me: What Pika is saying is that, basically you both just act like eachother..

Kaguya: I-I COULDNT POSSIBLY ACT LIKE ONEESAMA!

Sakuya: Sounds fun! Right Kaguya-chan?

Kaguya: O-ONEESAMA!???!???

15 mins later...

Sakuya: *comes out looking like Kaguya except for the hair* My name is Shirayuri Kaguya!

Kaguya: *comes out looking like Sakuya except for the hair* I-I'm Sh-Shirayuri S-Sakuya...

Me: Okay, just changing your names won't change your roles, you've gotta act like them too! Switch personalities!

Kaguya: IM NOTHING LIKE MY LAVISH, BEAUTIFUL, GRACEFUL, *starts naming a bunch of adjectives*

Sakuya: *takes Kaguya's hands* I believe in you Kaguya-chan!

Kaguya: O-Oneesama..

Sakuya: You will be the best big sister in the world! I know you can do it!

Kaguya: I-I... I understand... Oneesa- er.. Kaguya-ch-chan...

Sakuya: Thank you, Oneesama!

Aine: OOOOH!!!

Mio: Well this just got interesting!

Me: Try doing a fortune!

Twins: Fortune?

Aine: OOOH! YES!! DO MINE!

Kaguya: Well... what would you like to know, Aine-chan?

Aine: Hmm... what will I eat for breakfast tomorrow!?!

Sakuya: Breakfast?

Kaguya: A-Alright.. Kaguya-chan.. would you like to do it?

Sakuya: B-But.. Oneesama.. you're fortunes are always correct! I couldn't possibly!

Kaguya: *thinks* oh no... she's on to me..

Kaguya: Alright then.. I shall try.. *gets out her crystal ball*

Sakuya: Oneesama? What are you doing?

Kaguya: *confused* The-The fortune..

Sakuya: But.. you always use the dice.. remember?

Kaguya: *thinks* Oh.. right..

Kaguya: Ahaha... silly me.. I guess I forgot.. err.. *gets out Sakuya's dice* Here goes!

Kaguya: *thinks* Oh please moon! Make this one fortune come true! As Oneesama's fortunes always do! Just this once!

*the dice roll random symbols*

Kaguya: Kay... lets see here.. uhm... *checks her sister's book* Aine-chan shall have...

Aine: *excited*

Yume: *also excited*

Everyone: *silent*

Kaguya: "She shall have a mango pineapple parfait for breakfast" says the moon

Mio: A parfait?

Laura: For breakfast?

Aine: OOOHHH!!! THATS OUR KAG- ER, SAKUYA-CHAN FOR YA!!!

Sakuya: Wow! Oneesama, that was amazing!

Kaguya: U-Uhm... Thank you.. Kaguya-chan...

Sakuya: Of course all your fortunes come true! So Aine-chan is bound to have a parfait for breakfast!

Aine: OHH! I CANT WAIT! *turns to Mio* ITS GONNA BE SO GOOD!

Mio: I'm sure it will be!

Yume: WOW! THAT WAS AWESOME!! SHE JUST PREDICTED WHAT AINE-SAN WILL HAVE FOR BREAKFAST!!!! AND IT WAS FROM THE MOON

Subaru: But, hearing that fortune, wouldn't Aine just.. ya know.. eat that anyways for-

Me: *punches Subaru* Well done you two! You can switch back now!

Sakuya: That was fun! Wasn't it Kaguya-chan?

Kaguya: *sweating* yeah... heh.. f-fun...

Me: Alright! Next dare!!

Subaru: OH COME ON! NO-

Me: YES WAY

Subaru: NO-

Me: YES WAY!

Subaru: STOP CUTTING ME OFF!

Me; You heard what Pika said! Do it or else!

Subaru: I am not doing it! No way in-

Me: YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULE ALREADY!

Subaru: YOU THINK I CARE!

Me: I THINK YOU SHOULD!

*Pika comes in*

Pika: THATS RIGHT!

Subaru: OH NO-

Pika: YES!

Subaru: I WAS SAYING "NO" IN A DIFFERENT CONTEXT-

Me: YOU SAID IT AGAIN!

Subaru: I GIVE UP! IM DONE! I HAVE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!

Laura: And so how long did that take?

Kanata: ten seconds.

After many denials, Subaru still hasn't agreed to do the dare, but Pika and I have gotten ourselves entertainment otherwise from just proving him wrong

Subaru: "ENTERTAINMENT"!?!?

Me: Pika? If you would

Pika: *punches him*

Subaru: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!

Ako: *panicked* SUBARU-KYUN!?!?!??

Pika: Well, I might as well punch you while I'm at it!

Laura: Feelings?

Yume: I'm always expressing my feelings during Aikatsu!

Pika: Yeah But, Aikatsu isn't everything

Ai Stars and Friends: It's our everything

Me: That's.. that's not what Pika meant

Pika: I mean that you have to act your upmost, truest feelings on everything that happens to you or in general

Me: Starting...

Pika: Now!

Yume: *extremely happy* WOW! IM SO EXCITED TO DO THIS DARE!!!

Me: Hmm... maybe we should spice things up a bit?

Pika: Yeah, your right.. *pushes Yume*

Yume: *falls* Ah!

Koharu: Yume-chan!

Mahiru: That wasn't very nice!

Me: Well what would have YOU done?

Yume: *starts crying really hard*

Koharu: It's okay, Yume-chan! Please don't cry!

20 minutes later..

Me: Basically, all we did was just do a bunch of random things and saw how Yume reacted

Yume: *eating waffles* YAY!

Mahiru: Aggressive?

Ako: Don't you take jujutsu or something?

Mahiru: Karate

Asahi: oh no *hides in a corner*

Kanata: Whats wrong?

Asahi: You do not want to see my sister angry, or fired up, or passionate in any way...

Yume: She breaks stacks of bricks with her bare hands!

Mio: STACKS OF BRICKS WITH HER-

Subaru: HOW IS THAT HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!?!!?!

Me: Which is why *grabs Asahi by the hand* I nominate her brother himself to be our test subject!

Asahi: WHY ME!?!?

Pika: Because we just said so

Mahiru: I won't beat up my big brother

Asahi: *tears up* Mahiru..!!!

Me: Ya know, the other day, Asahi told me not to tell you that he put a bug in your hair while you weren't looking

Asahi: WHAT!?!?

Nozomu: You did that?

Asahi: I WOULD NEVER!!

Pika: He may look innocent

Me: But he's a ravening monster within

Asahi: IM NOT IM NOT! MAHIRU I WOULD NEVER-

Mahiru: *hits her brother on the head*

Asahi: ACK- BUT MAHIRU-

Mahiru: *hits him again*

Asahi: I DIDNT-

Mahiru: *continues hitting him*

Asahi: BUT ITS NOT TRUE!!!!

Me: And finally! Here is the last Dare!

Subaru: Well that was blunt-

Pika: *punches him again*

Subaru: WHAT DID I DO!?!!

Maika: Act like Ema?

Ema: Ooh!! I'd like to see that happen!!

Maika: Um.. well... uh.. *grabs into Ema*
MA • I • KA !!!

Ema: M-MAIKA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!??!

Maika: Acting like you! Sometimes you grab me for a hug and say my name like that.

Ema: I-I do..?

Maika: And also, you whine a lot as well..

Ema: I DO!?!

Maika: Like this *squeezes Ema tighter* MAIKAAAA!!! OH COME OOOON!!!

Me: Her impersonations are spot on..

Mio: Maybe it's cause they're always together

Ema: *embarrassed since Maika is exposing her in front of everyone*

Me: Alright! Well that concludes today's dares folks! I wanted to do a long chapter since I haven't been updating this book recently, so sorry for that! 2100 oh wow

Me: PIKA_POWER_GIRL FOR DARING THESE! Y'ALL SHOULD GO FOLLOW HER AND CHECK OUT HER STORIES! THEY'RE AWESOME!!!

Me: THANKS FOR READING!!

Me and Pika: BYE!!!