Me: hey my killas

Jeff: oh hey

Me: no not you our audience

Jeff: wait we're being watched?

Emma: no jeff. What she means is people are reading what we say.

Jeff: that still means the same thing! *runs out of the room* THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

Me: ok...... Anyway all the killers gather around! We have our first dare from EmmaWinchester1983  also known as Emma

Emma: the dare is... *laughs evilly* I dare you bella to tell jeff that you broke up with masky and that you want to date him.

Masky: wait what!?!

Me: it's ok. If he tries anything funny you can beat him up.

Emma: can I help?

Masky: yeah sure.

Me: *runs up to jeff* hey Jeffery~

Jeff: wait you never use my real name and why are you acting so flirty? Wait something's up.

Me: masky broke up with me *pouts* so I was wondering if you will go out with me?~

Jeff: awww hell naw *runs to Emma and picks her up*

Emma: *laughing so much*

Jeff: what's so funny? Do I have something on my face?

Emma: *laughing even more*

Me: IT WAS A DARE BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

Jeff: *drops emma* really!?! *sings while walking away* fuck this shit I'm out mm hmm fuck this shit I'm out! I'm gab my stuff and leave! Excise me please! Fuck this shit I'm out! Mm hmmm

Meaning of life: life is a sorry excuse for everyone to fucking kill them selfs ~~~~Bella bai killas