Who is your favourite non-friend?

Clyde: well-

Craig: that question is for me, dumbass

Kenny: actually, it doesn't specifically say, bigger dumbass

Craig: it's obviously me, this is Ask Craig Tucker and his Non-Friends

Kenny: fine, geesh

Craig: I'd have to say my fa-

Clyde: you're so gonna say Tweek

Kenny: of course, Tweek blows him for free so of course he's his favourite

Craig: as I was saying, my favourite non-friend is Token.

Clyde: *gasp* why?! If it wouldn't be Tweek, it would obviously be me!

Kenny: explain

Craig: well, Token is rich

Kenny: ah, so you want a sugar daddy?

Craig: Token isn't a whinny bitch, Token has cool stuff, Token doesn't speak out of turn, he's an overall cool and chill guy. He's also a normal person

Clyde: why?! Why not me?!

Kenny: *puts hand on Clyde's shoulder* you don't want him to answer that