Gary, would you rather watch Creek (CraigxTweek) or Staig (CraigxStam) porn? You must chose

Gary: what

Stan: the hell is 'Staig?'

Craig: a horrible ship that involve me and you. Can you guys not ship me with people who I find attractive?

Gary: you and Tweek, or you and Stan?

Stan: oh god

Craig: to be honest, this is your personal opinion of what you find attractive. If you'd rather see me and Tweek, you find Tweek attractive, if you'd rather see me and Stan, you for some reason find Stan attractive

Stan: I have a girlfriend, you are single

Craig: your girlfriend is annoying

Stan: still, I'm not single so I'm obviously doing something right

Craig: I'd rather be single then with Wendy. Hey Gary

Gary: *still thinking about his answer* yes Craig?

Craig: are you single?

Stan: seriously?

Gary: *still thinking* yes

Craig: seriously?

Gary: yes

Stan: well he's straight, sorry Craig

Gary: *stops thinking* no I'm not

Stan: yeah see, he- wait.. I didn't know you were gay!

Craig: *silently praises Jesus*

Gary: oh, I'm not gay. I don't really care about gender as long as the person likes me and I like them

Craig: *praises*

Gary: also, Craig and Tweek, but only because it would be awkward between you and I Stan if I watched the 'Staig' one

Stan: but not with you and Craig?

Gary: Craig would be in both of them, I don't have a choice in that matter

Craig: today is a good day