Craig, would you rather date Clyde or Tweek?

Kyle: I wouldn't answer that

Craig: why would I want to date either of them?

Stan: dude, you defiantly have a boner for Tweek

Craig: shut your face, darsh

Stan: I'm just stating the facts

Wendy: Craig, neither of them are here anyway so it doesn't matter

Craig: fine, Tweek. One because he's actually funny and not plain out annoying, and two the look of Clyde doesn't appeal to me one bit

Wendy: harsh

Craig: 100% honesty