Hello Damien, Craig and Phillip

Damien: goodbye

Craig: hi

Pip: hello!

Damien, what would happen if Heaven took Pip out of hell?

Damien: 1, it would happen because he was a Christian and only Mormons get into heaven, 2, my dad would be up there faster than ever trying to get him back.

Craig: your dad?

Pip: he seems to like me, a lot.

Damien: he thinks your a great person, also you listen to his problems with his relationships

Pip: I find the stories interesting

Damien: and you're the only one that does

Pip, what will you do if they get out Damien's immortality and demon powers?

Pip: I'm sorry, but I don't understand the question

Damien: I think they mean how would you react if I wasn't immortal and didn't have my powers

Pip: I'd hate it, because then I would have to clean the house manually. The powers make it ten times easier

Damien: of course that's what you'd miss

Pip: the house is pretty big, it would take forever to clean it by hand

Craig, would you become Tweek's slave if he became ruler of hell AKA Satan?

Craig: if he asked me too, yes

Damien: you do know that demons don't have slaves?

Craig: what do they have?

Damien: the one thing that every demon has is a mate, it takes time to find them but they eventually get them

Craig: interesting. The you two are mates?

Pip: yes, it confused me at first because I used mate as a slang word for friends, but it didn't mean friends at all.

Damien: *smiles* you're so cute when you're confused

Pip: *blushes* thank you I guess..

Damien: *kisses Pip* it was a compliment

Craig: not this again