Craig, who has a better ass, Clyde or Tweek?

Craig: Tweek

Clyde: bullshit

Craig: no, he does

Clyde: no, my ass is bigger

Token: it may be bigger, but it's also misshapen

Clyde: you're so rude, AND WHY HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT MY ASS ANYWAY

Token: I can't help but look, it's too big

Craig: Tweek's ass is better, end of story

Clyde: you aren't even putting up any facts to back up your claim, do that in court and you're fucked

Craig: I like Tweek more, his ass isn't a weird shape, it's not floppy, it's not huge

Clyde: I'm going to turn into you for a second; die.